Shocking News of the Day: Ice-T Has Never Eaten a Bagel

Prepare to be shocked.

Rapper-turned-actor, Ice-T, recently announced to the Twitterverse that he has never eaten a bagel, nor drank a cup of coffee, and people are not okay.

While Ice-T now resides in Los Angeles, while he stars in the show, Law & Order SVU, he was born in Newark, NJ, a quick train ride from the bagel capital of the world, NYC. What a missed opportunity.

Perhaps the most shocking thing about this revelation is that fans swore that they had seen his character eat a cinnamon raisin bagel on the show. But it appears, thanks to a super-sleuth on Twitter, that while Ice held a bagel in his hand during the scene, he never actually took a bite. What torture.

How on earth could you hold that carby-deliciousness in your hand and not even take a single bite? What is with these celebrity folk anymore? They’re clearly not living the life we all thought they were.

When the dust settled, Philadelphia Cream Cheese reached out and made Ice an offer to send him all the bagels and cream cheese he would need to really make up for lost time.

Ice-T has yet to respond, but we eagerly await his answer.

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