Bathtub trays, in theory, sound like a great idea. You get to relax in some warm, soothing bubbles, read a book, have a glass of wine. But one Twitter user found that companies responsible for manufacturing bathtub trays appear to have no idea what women—or anyone, for that matter—actually do in the bath.
The people who manufacture bathtub trays seem to have no idea what women actually do in the bath and I find that strangely comforting pic.twitter.com/wHWCRteSYO
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) took to Twitter to analyze the bizarre advertisements released by bathtub tray manufacturers depicting women doing things that just…don’t make any sense.
Love sitting in a bubble bath with a glass of wine and a [checks notes] small undressed salad pic.twitter.com/NgA3ri2wXb
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
According to the tray companies, women love to eat entire charcuterie boards in the bath while using every electronic device in their home.
You know it's not a complete bath without a glass of red wine, a tiny latte, and an empty mug. Ambience brought to you by a phone video of a woman playing a ukulele and a handful of rose petals where your undressed salad normally goes pic.twitter.com/yFkBPczJfK
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
The EXCESS in this photo! White AND red wine! Green AND purple grapes! Eight kinds of cheese! And the piece de resistance…not one, but TWO phones pic.twitter.com/NulMR2S1yE
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
This company has figured out what women really want while bathing: half a bottle of j'adore perfume to continually spray while nomming on cherries and sipping an electric blue cocktail pic.twitter.com/TO5QblI48N
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
They also keep a bottle of perfume on hand as well as a minimum of three candles, wine, and cocktails. You know, in case of emergencies.
Look if you're not chowing down on waffles and hot dogs while gazing at stock photography of the ocean then what are you even doing pic.twitter.com/2EQvQNsa9k
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
After all, what’s a bath without rose petals, lotion, coffee, waffles, and a hot dog?