It can be hard to drum up business. One of the best ways to get the word out to a lot of people fast is to put up a flyer. However, some people have a little more fun with it than others. Read on to see some of the wildest street flyers…
The Final Fight
If you’ve got $25 to blow and want to see a big guy fight a little guy, we have the perfect suggestion for you.
How Does He Do Convertibles?
Maybe the most unusual skill one could have, but if you’re interested, he can impersonate any car. I heard he’s known for his Ferrari.
Do you want to listen to live music alone? Do you love outer space? Do you want to make cash quick? Look no further, Sean is the guy for you.
London Brown isn’t hiding anything with this “Missing” poster. Keep an eye out!
Time Isn’t Real
This might have been helpful a full day ago, but Time Cop didn’t get his notice up in time. Just to be clear, if you parked here yesterday, you get a ticket.
Not So Lucky
Alf! Don’t eat the cat!
Maybe Vince isn’t lost. Maybe Vince doesn’t want to be found.
Sorry to say, but this one seems like a lost cause. Harry the fly is probably on to bigger and better things by now.
Is this llama really missing, or is he just bragging? How could anyone lose sight of the BEST pet ever?
Have we seen this dog? Maybe. But we sure wish we didn’t.
Duck, Duck, Dog
There are so many things wrong with this, that it’s so right. Not a dog. No number. An unreadable scribble in the corner. Banksy, you’ve done it again.
A Rare Find
I can’t believe these people found the only living unicorn and just let it loose by accident. You don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone!
Gertrude is a beautiful, uh, creature, but we’re not sure if “dog” is the right word. “Animal” would work just as well.
This man woke up, put on clothes, and started his day with the intention of ruining a fun holiday tradition for children. Crueler than comedic, this man is a regular Grinch and takes pride in it.
Easily the cutest game in sports tradition, we totally understand this person’s stress. Hopefully, a nice neighbor helped them out!
The Perfect Robbery
While they had good intentions, this person didn’t consider the probability that the finder of their keys could easily break into their house. They even know what hours to do it! A terrible flyer and a terrible idea.
The Best Ship is Friendship
Probably not the worst post-breakup hobby, but definitely one of the strangest. Love can be some rough waters, but the sail is worth it.
This flyer might look fine at first, but then you get to the last line. What was once a “Found” poster quickly turned into a food review. Ack!
Money can get tight. So when you wake up with a weird purchase, it only makes sense that you’d want to get your money back. This guy just knows good business.
This eerie flyer reminds us that Google owns literally everyone. They know everything.
Another Pop Music Hater
We can’t tell if this is sarcastically bashing underground bands or directly bashing popular music, but either way, someone was pissed making this flyer.
Bikes are eco-friendly and can save you a lot of money commuting in a city. Unfortunately, they’re often stolen because of how easy they are to sell. This guy took it a little more personal thoughâ¦
A Perfect View
Some people hate coming home to see people sitting on their stoop. For a small fee though, this person is selling the prime sitting location. Just don’t tell the landlord, and you’ve got street front property.
This one is pretty meta. Which came first, the poster or the rip? If you find the other half, call the number and ask them what they were thinking.
Who Would Steal A Ladder?
Or…you know…just use the $500 to buy a new step ladder?
Technology has definitely gotten more impressive over the past few years, but I don’t think we’re here yet. If you feel like guessing the rest of the numbers though, go for it.
Life comes at you fast. This guy was having a rough day and honestly just wanted to vent. We get it, man.
An Exciting Opportunity
Think you’ve got what it takes? As long as you know these timeless classics like “boom tis tis boom” you should be a perfect fit.
Aaron will be deeply missed, except by everyone he infected with West Nile and Malaria.
Hear Me Roar at the Tone
Sounds like an easy $50 to me. Whether or not your impression is good, it must be so fun to just Chewbacca into someone’s voicemail.
Steve, Please Call Me
Steve had just about had enough of Vince. When he’s good and ready, the friendship might be salvageable.
Rihanna Found It
Rihanna knew what she was talking about when she wrote this song. Luckily, there’s plenty to go around!
He Did It!
When it finally happens, it’s a big deal. This guy was so excited, he wanted the world the be excited with him.
Haha. Get it?
This flyer was so funny, they made a whole movie franchise about it!
Spending time with a found animal can often lead to getting attached. That seems to be the case with this horse, who bonded with the finder so well that they’re never coming back.
Ned & the Dead Geese
A lot of questions in this photo. Where is Ned getting all these geese? Why is he putting them in different yards? How does he still have enough geese leftover to put in his room? We want answers, Ned.
Either this is a terrible grammar mistake or a nod to the popular experiment known as Schrodinger’s Cat. Hopefully the latter.
Don’t Get Trapped
An unreal amount of effort went into making this poster. Or, maybe we’re stuck in the wormhole right nowâ¦
Please find Maximus Decimus Meridius before he has his vengeance. In this life, or the nextâ¦
If you think you’ve seen them, I promise you, these are not the droids you’re looking for.
Hopefully they can get the papers all back in time to make this flyer!
Man and Girl Lessons
Gender can be a tricky road to navigate, but look no further! Man and wife can easily teach their lessons so you too can bleed or pink!
The Original Ninja Turtle
Before there were the Ninja Turtles, there was him. He crawled so that his descendants could fight, and he is the reason the sewers are safe.
Keep An Eye Out
Now you see this flyer, now you don’t…watch your backâ¦
Nicotine addiction is a real problem for some cats, and a little support from the neighbors would be greatly appreciated.
We love honest advertising, but it’s still surprising that anyone took the paper slips. Difficult to read, difficult to use, difficult all around.
Anyone who’s been to the DMV knows the struggle. Stealing a wallet is bad, but sentencing someone to a whole DMV day is truly evil.
Though this one is a little harsh, at least the owner can sleep easy knowing that their dog made a new friend!
An Artist’s Vision
Calling this picture a cat might be a little generous. No contact, no name, no description, no way this cat gets found.
Honestly, the wife has a point. This sounds too cool not to try. Toby has tunes.
If it can help brighten a day or serve as a reminder that things will be okay, it seems like a good idea.
Sometimes we lose things for a reason. Like Klaus. Klaus’s reason is that he’s terrible.
Looking for Lionel
For all the Lionel Richie fans out there, this flyer would definitely catch some eyes. Pick a favorite lyrics from this iconic song and get it stuck in your head all day.
Bit of a Stretch
Don’t even ask about the 20s. They’re gone.
I don’t know him, but he sounds like a good time. Hanging out all night? Has access to a hot tub? Strong, silent type? The party has only just begun!
Facebook fanatics have to get out of the house sometimes, so this satisfies the online craving in the real world.
Claim This Bird
This pigeon is on the loose! Even though pigeons are generally not domesticated, who knows, maybe this one is! But how can you tell, it’s so poorly trained!
Challenge His Chop
You gotta keep thinking “aobut good Thoughts”, so please bring this man some new items to chop. He’d appreciate it.
That’s Not A Cat
Just like the pigeon, this dumb animal is barely trained. Paul’s taking care of it though, so don’t worry about your cat!
The library bird used to have some crazy times with Jeff back in college. Back in the good old daysâ¦
Just to be safe, of course, don’t want any snowmen coming to life.
I Mustache You To Take One
Not everyone is meant to rock a mustache, but this kind stranger has you covered.
Ron’s Words of Wisdom
Fans of Parks & Rec will probably take a slip of one of these famous show quotes, especially under a picture of Ron Swanson.
Throw Your Hans In the Air!
He has a point!
Dinner Is Served
The store is far away and who wants to make two trips? All it takes is a nice neighbor to donate a bun to make this man’s meal.
Jurassic Park Advertising
Please come quickly, he trapped two kids in the kitchen and we don’t know how to get him out safely!
In today’s digital age, it’s common to walk around without any paper. Just in case though, grab a slip of this flyer for the next time you need a blank paper.
You’re never alone with your FBI agent watching over you!
Lessons for Lina
Can someone help control Lina? For $10, please come over and train this cat, she’s mostly bad now.
Because sometimes you just need to hear it from someone else, like Hulk Hogan.
Who need iMDB when you have the kindness of strangers to rely on?
Piece of Mind
Sometimes you have to outsource your validation.
A Big Break
Every successful drug dealer has to start somewhere.
Because having an Etsy shop is just too easy.
Making an Impact
The confidence alone would tire me out.
Comic Sans Man
But this one is much more doable!
“This dog is a freak that only eats Soylent”
*Insert prolonged gagging here*
“Soy, almond, or traditional”
This is the most unsettling advertising on this list by far, and we just saw a bloody belly button flyer.