Adopted Man Discovers He’s Been Reported Missing for over 30 Years

Never Returned

Charlotte had a reputation for being a bit of a drifter, so when she and Marx failed to return after a few hours, Mark thought nothing of it. However, weeks passed with no sign of his girlfriend and son. Finally, Mark contacted the local authorities to report them missing…

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