Adopted Man Discovers He’s Been Reported Missing for over 30 Years

Devastation

The police were baffled. It seemed like Charlotte and Marx had disappeared into thin air. Mark, devastated, spent over a year searching for Marx and Charlotte all over Hawaii. He couldn’t give up hope, but he had no idea whether his son was alive or dead.

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