Kenny G
America's greatest and only soprano sax superstar, Kenny G, also has the music world's worst hair. He has long locks that are somehow simultaneously curly and stringy at the same time, and looking at them gives you the same feeling as hearing his music, probably while you're in an elevator or waiting on hold. He switched up his leather vests for shiny suits, but the hair stayed. However, the curly look may be in jeopardy, not because Kenny finally came to his senses about it but because they're discontinuing his favorite styling cream.