We Bet You’ve Never Thought of Any of the Stuff in This List

8 hours of drinking is binge drinking, 8 hours of

I wish I were as fat as the first time I thought I was fat

Haven’t you ever looked at an old picture and thought, “Wow, I can’t believe I thought that I was fat!”

“Gonna” is short for “going to” but only when referring to an action, not to a place

You say “I’m gonna eat lunch” not “I’m gonna Mcdonalds”. ‘Gonna’ doesn’t translate to “I’m going to eat lunch” and “I’m going to Mcdonalds” the same way!