Washington Man Discovers a Mysterious Extraterrestrial Bottomless Pit Right in His Backyard

A Conspiracy Sized Hole

According to Mel, the government had been paying him to keep quiet about the strange hole. He couldn't handle the pressure and guilt that he faced by keeping the hole a secret. Why would the government want to keep him quiet about the hole? What did they know that he didn't?

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Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.