Bathtub trays, in theory, sound like a great idea. You get to relax in some warm, soothing bubbles, read a book, and enjoy a glass of wine. But one Twitter user found that companies responsible for manufacturing said bathtub trays appear to have no idea what women—or anyone, for that matter—actually do while in the bath.
The people who manufacture bathtub trays seem to have no idea what women actually do in the bath and I find that strangely comforting pic.twitter.com/wHWCRteSYO
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) took to Twitter to analyze the bizarre advertisements released by bathtub tray manufacturers depicting women doing the strangest of things in the bathtub.
Love sitting in a bubble bath with a glass of wine and a [checks notes] small undressed salad pic.twitter.com/NgA3ri2wXb
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
According to the tray companies, women love to eat charcuterie boards and undressed salads in the bath while using every available electronic device in their home. Makes sense, right?
You know it's not a complete bath without a glass of red wine, a tiny latte, and an empty mug. Ambience brought to you by a phone video of a woman playing a ukulele and a handful of rose petals where your undressed salad normally goes pic.twitter.com/yFkBPczJfK
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
The EXCESS in this photo! White AND red wine! Green AND purple grapes! Eight kinds of cheese! And the piece de resistance…not one, but TWO phones pic.twitter.com/NulMR2S1yE
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
They also keep a bottle of perfume on hand as well as a minimum of three candles, wine, and cocktails. You know, in case of emergencies.
After all, what’s a bath without rose petals, lotion, coffee, waffles, and a hot dog? A boring, normal-person bath, that’s what it is.