Birds of Prey
Geese have a pretty threatening presence, everybody knows that...
"I was just minding my own business, taking a walk while listening to music, when this evil creature decides that I’m its mortal enemy and starts charging me out of nowhere. Thanks to my vigorous training and extensive experience I handled the situation in calm and stoic fashion: By shrieking like a girl and punching the critter on top of its head. And then, not unlike a small child that has just kicked a ball through the neighbor’s window, I panicked and ran away."