Attack of the Rooster
There's just something about birds that are creepy...
"I was about 3 or 4. My family owned chickens. One of the roosters was a d*ck. Every time we set foot in the yard, it would terrorize us with his large talons and try to peck us. It actually managed to claw my brother up. My dad finally killed that thing. It was the best meal I ever had."