This Timothée Chalamet Ventriloquist Doll Is Truly the Stuff of Nightmares

People are absolutely losing their minds over the latest thing to surface from the depths of the eBay—and this time, it’s cursed.

A ventriloquist doll designed to look like an identical replica of Timothée Chalamet is up for sale on the auction site. The level of detail is painstakingly meticulous. The amount of love and care that clearly went into this Lovecraftian nightmare is more than evident. And, for what it’s worth, certainly reflected in the price tag.

That’s right: the bidding war for Timo-doll Chalamet is currently up to $122,795. However, the doll comes with a charitable cause—20% of the sales will be donated to The Trevor Project, a non-profit focusing on suicide prevention for the LGBTQIA+ community.

So, if you’ve ever felt like owning a pint-sized, hinge-jawed version of your favorite actor, consider yourself in luck. The time has finally come.

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