This Comedian Live-Tweeted a Couple's Breakup Without Them Knowing Under #RooftopBreakup

The Zinger

The guy was getting frustrated with her and let out: “I’m not talking about love on a rooftop in Brooklyn.” Someone online replied, “Please tell me some hipster band saw this tweet and is writing a song about it.” Another person wrote, “I designed a tee-shirt in honor of this.” Kyle was KILLING it...

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Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.