This Comedian Live-Tweeted a Couple's Breakup Without Them Knowing Under #RooftopBreakup

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“Are you serious?” the girl asked. Kyle fired out another, perfectly-executed tweet: “IT’S A TEXT FROM MY COWORKER. A WORK TEXT. #RooftopBreakup” While that was definitely hilarious, he kept wondering where the argument was headed. Were they about to end it all?

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