These People Followed Instructions A Bit Too Literally

A Golden Retriever

Her favorite dog is a golden retriever. She's been asking for one for months. On her birthday, her boyfriend decided to get her a golden retriever. And by that, he literally got her one of those claw things that elderly people use and spray painted it gold. This hurts.

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