Chuck Berry
What do people have against Chuck Berry? Apparently, quite a lot, especially if you're Keith Richards. Berry once punched Richards in the face for touching his precious guitar while the two were trying to plan Berry's 60th birthday party. He called these little outbursts his "naughties." He probably formed them from his 3 years in reform school for stealing cars. He also once was found with a 14-year-old girl when he was 35...