These Hilarious T-Shirts Will Make You Do A Double Take

Please Explain

Maybe the randomness is the point of this shirt, but otherwise, there is no explanation.

The shirt says "I'm sorry, little friend...I was hasty...You're not a duck..." There is no way to justify the words on this shirt. Are they song lyrics? A part of a poem? Maybe just a text message that he put on the back of his shirt? If this is what the back says, who knows what the front could be...

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Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.