These Hilarious T-Shirts Will Make You Do A Double Take

Don't We All?

Honestly, this guy is just speaking his truth in the form of a T-shirt.

He's out with some friends, maybe his wife, and he wants to let the people around him know about his hobbies, interests, and fascinations. In this case, he's letting the people know he likes a good dump, and honestly, who doesn't? Just to clarify, he is talking about a garbage dump, obviously.

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Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.