Alien Abduction Insurance Policy
You've heard of house insurance, life insurance, and car insurance—but wait, there's more! If you consider yourself the kind of person who wants to be prepared for anything and everything, one specific company has got you covered. For only $19.95, you can purchase alien abduction insurance from the Saint Lawrence Agency in Altamonte Springs, Florida.
"Our policy is not so much about the money," quipped owner Mike St. Lawrence. "It's peace of mind."