Arian Foster
Being the good teammate that he is, he decided to buy all five of his team’s offensive linemen a new Segway for Christmas. The only problem is that the Segway only has a maximum weight limit of 260 pounds, which is fine and dandy for the average person. But, for an NFL offensive lineman, who weighs roughly around 312 pounds on average, riding on one is just an accident waiting to happen.
Way to throw $35,00 down the drain there.