The Absolute Worst Park Jobs That Will Make You Never Want to Drive Again

Aggravated the Prospectors

This guy might have just parked on the wrong side of the Civil War reenactment. Maybe he has an angry gold miner ex that just had enough with his nonsense. Either way, he’s going to have to be towed to the nearest town blacksmith.

The More You Know

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