Please, Quit
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I had a teenage coworker who asked me, ‘What’s a Nazi?’ with total sincerity. When I explained what a Nazi was, the follow-up question was, ‘So, do we like them or not like them?’
It’s Just A Bagel
I had a customer hurl racial insults at a coworker because the coworker did not butter his bagel in the manner he expected. I had a customer who requested a bagel ‘dripping in butter,’ noting that she would ‘send it back if there’s not enough butter.’ I buttered until the butter was soaking the paper. She sent it back, quite livid.
I put a BURGER PATTY worth of butter on the bagel. She opened it again, inspected it, was clearly still not satisfied, and drove away angrily.”