Restaurant Critic Exposes One Husband's Terrible Secret

Caught In The Act

Mark absent-mindedly answered, with Jackie looking at the screen over his shoulder. The caller ID said "Unkown," but something seemed off. "I have to find out from a food critic in The New Yorker that you've been having an affair?" the voice said.

The More You Know

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Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.