People Won't Even Buy These Grocery Store Items in a Global Pandemic

Arrowhead Water

Arrowhead is the one brand of bottled water than never really seemed to catch on. We have to assume that it was because Arrowhead was late to the game, compared to the Poland Springs of the world. But, like in all cases, people will eventually pick it up when there is absolutely nothing left.

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Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.