People Won't Even Buy These Grocery Store Items in a Global Pandemic

"Healthy" Pizza Crusts

The fact that these monstrosities even got past the beginning stages of development is a borderline crime against humanity. If you're eating broccoli crust "pizzas," you might want to quarantine yourself for a lot longer than what the federal government wants you to. You're better off eating a fistful of tomatoes and biting a chunk out of a block of mozzarella.

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Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.