Failure Isn’t Failing
Benjaman landed himself a strange world record, he was the first human to be categorized as a “missing person,” even though he was in custody. There was nothing the FBI could do since he had no documentation when he was found, and there was no evidence that he had been assaulted. Nobody knows how he got behind that Burger King dumpster, none of his clothing was ever retrieved, and he didn’t seem too concerned about that…