‘Tis the season for awkward office holiday parties! Not all offices are tight-knitÂ and close. In fact, as some of these tweets will show you, it’s the total opposite. Some people spent their night awkwardly clutching a paper cup filled with either water or a gross mixed drink, while others spent it in a total black-out state. All of these made for some pretty hilarious stories!
My goal tomorrow is to drink beer at a work Christmas party and still have a job on Monday.
— Abi (@abi4205) December 13, 2018
Did your office have an open bar? Or, was it just the holiday party in the breakroom fitted with that morning’s coffee…
'Twas the staff Christmas party, and on the next day
We cradled our coffees, all burdened with shame;
The telephone ringing made everyone flinch,
But we sat at our desks, not moving an inch…
— Mary Hitchman (@maryhitchman) December 14, 2018
The best is when youÂ doÂ have that tight office where you can party with everyone and not be awkward about it. Plus, the texts between you and your office best friend are something to laugh at, too.
“how was the office christmas party?” pic.twitter.com/raw24lgjkB
— ellie (@holy_schnitt) December 14, 2018
Let’s hope and pray that this wasn’t you this year…
best on ground goes to my friend who gave the HR lady a lap dance at his work christmas party last night and got an email from the CEO this morning to ‘probably stick to lemonades next year mate’
— cloxic (@cloxic) December 15, 2018
Whether things got crazy or not, hopefully, your company holiday party was at least memorable! Maybe not as memorable as having your HR rep giving a lap dance, but still. If everything went smoothly, you won’t be remembered as the person who had a bit too much to drink and maybe ended up on the floor for half of the night. There’s nothing worse thanÂ next years party when you’re the one everyone calls out from last year…