Humor

• Man Proposes to Girlfriend, But Her Cousin Steps In For the Photos

  Marriage proposals are a major milestone and a huge commitment in any relationship. No matter the amount of sleuthing one has done, most times, the proposal is a total surprise, and that’s the thing about surprises, they’re tough to prepare for. Twitter user Jenna, was on the scene when her cousin’s boyfriend proposed. When her cousin… Read more

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• Oregon Town’s New 18-Year-Old Mayor Triggers ‘Parks and Rec’ Flashbacks

  In Yoncalla, Oregon, history was made Tuesday night when the town elected an 18-year-old as their new mayor. Receiving 41% of the vote, Ben Simons beat out two other candidates to become the town’s youngest mayor. Simons graduated at the top of his class at Yoncalla High School in June and is currently enrolled at… Read more

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• Flyers Mascot, Gritty, Gets Write-In Votes on Election Day

  There was a bit of an orange trickle in Camden County when voters turned out for the midterm elections on Tuesday. Fourteen votes were submitted in Camden County with Gritty’s name written in for a variety of local and national offices. While the actual total number is unknown, as county officials don’t expect to have… Read more

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• Ice-T Has Never Had a Bagel or Coffee

  Has it all been a lie? Apparently, yes. Rapper-turned-actor, Ice-T, has recently announced to the Twitterverse that he has never eaten a bagel, nor drank a cup of coffee, and people are not okay. I’ve never drank a cup of Coffee ☕️ either… Go CRAZY!!! — ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) November 9, 2018 While Ice-T now… Read more

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• Drunk Raccoons Taken into Custody

  Residents in Milton, West Virginia called local authorities to report what appeared to be rabid raccoons in the neighborhood. They were later informed, however, that the raccoons’ strange behavior was actually related to another reason… Typically, raccoons are nuisances seen dumpster diving at night, scurrying around, looking for food in the darkness, but the residents of… Read more

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• Divorcee Celebrates Fresh Start with a Bang

  This woman took “wrecking the dress” to a whole new level.

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• Payless Opened Fake Luxury Store “Palessi” and Fooled Influencers into Paying Hundreds for Their Shoes

  Discount footwear chain, Payless, took over a former Armani store in Santa Monica giving it a new name and filling it with their discount shoes. “Palessi” was filled with Payless’s own boots, heels, and leisure shoes at a radically inflated price. They invited a flock of partygoers and influencers in to shop the “high-end” footwear… Read more

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• Firefighters Rush to a Call and Find a Parrot Impersonating a Smoke Alarm

  Firefighters rushed to a call about a house fire were confused when they arrived on the scene and found only a parrot impersonating a smoke alarm. The bird’s owner, 63-year-old Steve Dockerty, was confused when the crew banged on his door about an alleged fire, but quickly he put two and two together realizing it… Read more

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• Reese’s Is Looking for the Owner of This Car

  Chocolate and peanut butter go together like Bert and Ernie, salt and pepper, shoes and socks, so it’s should come as no surprise that someone would dedicate the entire exterior of their car to this delicious combo. The candy brand posted a call to arms on Dec. 3 to ask for assistance in finding the… Read more

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• Nine-Year-Old Convinces Town to Drop Ban on Snowball Fights

  Dane Best, a nine-year-old from Severance, CO recently convinced town leaders to overturn an almost century-long ban on snowball fighting. Best attended the town board meeting to present his arguments and the town leaders voted unanimously to life the ban. “I think it’s an outdated law,” Dane said before the meeting. “I want to be… Read more

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• Neighbor Leaves Angry Note Concerning This Woman’s Dragon Christmas Decor

  Dragon decor is apparently frowned upon by one neighbor in particular.

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• Gingerbread Men Live in Houses Made of Their Own Flesh

  Gingerbread men… the epitome of a holiday cookie. And of course, in standard Twitter fashion, one user noted something pretty alarming about the cookies and now we can’t stop thinking about it. “Are we supposed to just accept that gingerbread men live in houses built from the flesh of their fellow men?” @House_Feminist asked. Then,… Read more

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• Catching Santa: Young Man Sets up Camera to Catch the Big Man in Action

  Twitter user @Intolisa shared a video her younger brother doing his best to catch Santa in the act. Instead, however, he caught something a little more hilarious. He had set up an iPad under the tree to get a live look at Santa as he delivered his Christmas goodies, but instead, he captured the family… Read more

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• Tenth Annual ‘Peepfest’ Featured a 400-Pound Peep Drop to Ring in the New Year

  We all know about the ball that drops in Times Square to ring in the New Year, but do you know about the 400 lb Peep that drops, too? In the small town of Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, lives the Just Born company—the makers of everyone’s favorite marshmallow treat, the Peep. Each year, they host “Peepsfest.” An… Read more

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• Netflix to ‘Bird Box’ Viewers: Don’t Try This at Home

  Please, people… don’t do the Bird Box challenge.

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• French Nude Restaurant Is Closing Its Doors Because Apparently Nobody Wants to Dine Naked in Public

  While France offers an estimated 4600 locations where public nudity is permitted, they will soon have one less on their hands. O’Naturel, a nudist restaurant in Paris, is closing up shop after a year in business due to a lack of business. With France boasting a reported 2.7 million naturalist population, it’s pretty surprising that… Read more

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• California lawmaker, Phil Ting, Introduces New Bill with a Costumed Pal

  Last week, California lawmaker, Phil Ting, got really into his pitch for a new bill. Ting spruced up the pitch with a fellow government dressed up as a life-sized retail receipt. WATCH: A San Francisco assembly member put a life-size receipt on display Tuesday in order to introduce a new legislation that would require retailers to… Read more

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• Walmart Shopper Banned For Drinking Wine from a Pringles Can

  Police arrived on scene at a Walmart in Wichita Falls, Texas, after responding to a call around 9 A.M. about a suspicious person in the parking lot. The caller told authorities the woman had been riding around the store’s parking lot since 6:30 A.M. on an automated shopping cart and drinking wine from an empty can… Read more

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• This Company Is Making “Gender Reveal Lasagna” a Thing

  Major media outlets received a bizarre PR email in their inbox yesterday morning concerning the new “craze” of “gender reveal lasagna.” Naturally, those who received the email immediately went to Twitter. What else is there to do when there’s a bizarre press release that you’re not going to post? Possibly the best subject line in an… Read more

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• Twitter Roasts the Peloton Lifestyle

  Let’s keep it real, the Peloton brand is a little, well, pretentious. If you have $2K to purchase a stationary bike or $4K to purchase the treadmill, and then another $39 per month to subscribe to Peleton’s classes, then sure, this might sound great. But for the average fitness fanatic, the Peloton pricetag is a little… Read more

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• Superb Owl Sunday—Yes, It’s a Thing

  Not into football? Well, Sunday provided a little something for just about everyone. The Atlantic has an annual tradition, three years running now, of publishing a photographic essay of Superb Owls on Super Bowl Sunday. "It was a real hoot putting this together:" @kokogiak's annual tradition of showing off Superb Owls across the world, from… Read more

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