His Mystery Tinder Date Wasn’t Who He Thought She Was…

Dried Blood

The police ran the dried blood through the DNA system, terrified at what they might find, but they never thought it could be... nothing. The dried blood turned out to be some red tomato paste scrubbed into the carpeting of the car. Still, Officer Josh was clearly shaken up form the traumatic events…

The More You Know

Mattel once tried to sue Aqua over their song "Barbie Girl". The judge literally told them to "chill".
There's a shrimp-like creature that makes aluminum armor to protect itself.
The moon has its own time zones.
On Mars, sunsets are blue.

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.