Hilarious Wrong Number Texts That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

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Nobody needs seven dogs, but everybody wants seven dogs. We think that this anonymous wrong number texter should have been given the opportunity to explain themselves before they were shot down. What if they were able to offer those puppies a better home? Swallow your pride and follow through if you're not a coward.

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Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.