This is What Society Has Come to
If you meet someone that texts like this, don't date them, don't text them back, just let them slowly fade out of your life. It's going to take much more energy trying to decypher a "do you want to go to the bar" text than any of your other friend's texts, and by the time you're done trying to translate it, the bar will be closed. Oh, and never be a cheater, that's just terrible.