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I Am Batman

Hey, at least he didn't send Robin to do his dirty work! This guy tried to get out of having a difficult conversation by just using the writing of someone else. It would have worked had she not seen and remembered this part from Batman. So close, buddy!

The More You Know

The Guinness brewery supported all of it's employees who chose to fight in WW1. They were paid half of their wages while away, and their jobs were guaranteed upon their return. The brewery also sent them care packages containing chocolate and condensed milk.
In 1966 and 1967, soldiers testing Agent Orange in Canada were told the chemical was completely safe and sprayed it on each other to cool off.
In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes won a race at Belmont Park in New York despite being dead — he suffered a heart attack mid-race but his body stayed in the saddle until his horse crossed the line for a 20–1 outsider victory.
If you sneeze while driving at 60 mph, your eyes are closed for around 50 feet.

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.