Funny Breakups That Will Make Heartbreak Seem Hilarious

Dog Gone

Brenda and Mark have finally called it quits, and Fido didn't even get a say! He allegedly hated Brenda though, so maybe it was for the best. This seemed like a breakup they both saw coming. You can't be with someone your own pet doesn't like... right?

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Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.