Hospital Stays Are Embarrassing
"May I interest you ladies in a gulp of oxygen or a glass of fluid?"
Admit it: it's kind of embarrassing to stay in a hospital sometimes. This user didn't specify why he was admitted, but he said it was for a reason that he "didn't want to say" to try and "keep his man-points"... whatever that means! He took this time to roam around his room and take funny photos for his friends.