The Peculiar Lump
It had taken three months to get a proper diagnosis, and finally Ben and Louise got one. Louise wasn’t pregnant, but she did have something inside her. The doctor believed that the scan had shown that Louise had, in fact, a lump inside of her. They stated that it was non-threatening and wouldn’t be able to hurt her. It was just a large lump that was getting in the way. Apparently, it was four inches long. But again, sadly for the professionals of the world, the doctors were wrong