Completely Avoidable (But Hilarious) Boating Fails

Total Nosedive

This is the last place you want your boat. Even if it went underwater, it would be able to be pulled out. This will take a lot of digging and a lot of pre-planning... They're going to have to fight the tides to rescue this thing!

The More You Know

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Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.