Everyone remembers Caillou from their childhood—the little bald boy who exclusively wore primary colors and threw constant temper tantrums about being alive. Same, Caillou. Same.
Him: She’s probably texting another guy rn
— Natalie Ziesmer (@NatalieZiesmer) June 15, 2019
Me @ 12am not being able to fall asleep and bored with literally no one to text whatsoever: pic.twitter.com/ImIw1m9BzlHowever, nobody could have known that the four-year-old’s bad behavior might be linked to feeling ostracized from his peers. Why, you ask? Because Caillou is apparently 5’11”.
Twitter user Natalie Ziesmer was bored online and, on behalf of everyone who has nothing better to do at midnight on a Saturday, Googled some standard Caillou facts. She learned some starting information: the kid is roughly the same height and weight as a man in his twenties. He also has B+ blood type.
Caillou shooting up the Cavs draft board. pic.twitter.com/mRrufKvSVa
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) June 16, 2019Caillou is officially the world’s first 171-pound preschooler. Does this make his mother a giantess? We may never know the truth.