Don’t Let Your Buddy Practice on You
When your buddy gets a tattoo gun and needs practice, don’t be the one to step up to the plate. This is what happens when you do him a solid, it looks like a third grader has drawn on your back with sharpie marker. Also, that green ink is oozing out already, which means that you’ll be showing your doctor this embarrassment within the next two weeks.
When Your Love for Slayer Knows No Bounds
If your tattoo is looking like someone scribbled really hard on your with a pen, it may be time to think of getting an actual artist to cover this up. Slayer wouldn’t be proud.