The mad scientists of candy at Archie McPhee are at it again, shocking us with yet another strange candy creation.
Last year, they introduced the world to Chicken Suckers, and before that, Foie Gras Bubble Gum. This year, they’re keeping up with their weird reputation, releasing Gravy Candy to the world.
The slogan is quite simple: “Tastes Like Gravy,” and honestly, that’s really all you need to know. In case you were curious, the website specifies that Gravy Candy “does not come with mashed potato candy.” Shucks.
To get your hands on these bad boys, you can pick up a box from Archie McPhee for $5.95, and if that isn’t enough, they’ve also released Gravy Candy Canes for all of your holiday needs. If this is anything like their Poutine Soda, prepare yourself with some much-needed recovery time post-consumption.
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.