Amazon Reviews That Will Make You Cancel Your Account

Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears

Okay, settle in, this one’s long. BUT, I think this guy might be onto the next cleanse craze. Delicious and effective, for sure. However, I don’t think I’ll ever need to buy 5 pounds of gummies in any lifetime of mine.

The More You Know

Crayola is literally "oily chalk."
Baby elephants suck their trunks for comfort.
Only two national flags have the color purple on them.
In the late 1600s, London was plagued by an attacker who would spank his victims with a rod and shout "Spanko!" before running away.

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