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Where Is Baby’s Bellybutton?

All I’m saying is, either tag your spoilers or educate yourself on human anatomy, because I’m not really sure why this concept of all things dignifies a children’s book. I’m pretty sure it’s obvious where it is. But if not, maybe check it out? I don’t even know.

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Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.