69-Year-Old Man Threatens Lawsuit Unless the Government Legally Lowers His Age by 20 Years

Condemned to Senior Citizenship

“I’m 69, but I like to work my ass off,” Ratelband said on how he feels “condemned” by his age. “I look at my biological age, and my biological age is 40, 42.” Ratelband’s assertion begs the question: how, exactly, does this senior keep himself feeling so young?

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Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.