69-Year-Old Man Threatens Lawsuit Unless the Government Legally Lowers His Age by 20 Years

Liar, Liar

Ratelband believed that his age was limiting his chance of finding another willing partner. He wanted to tell them he’s as young as he feels inside. “But I don’t want to lie,” he added. Ratelband then went on to insist that every “decision” is simply a matter of free will.

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