The Judgmental Moose
One camper had a hilarious run-in with a moose...
"I was camping with my son. We were riding on my quad through the woods. I suddenly have to poop, not able to hold it. I run to the trees and squat. Midway, I hear a snort. I turn my head and there's a moose staring at me right behind me, watching me closely and with interest or disgust."