Valentine’s Day is certainly the most polarizing of all the secular holidays. Some people consider it a commercial hallmark holiday void of any actual significance, while others—usually couples—love the idea of a day specifically engineered to dote or be doted on by your significant other. Regardless of whether your plans include a twelve-course prix fixe menu or a night in binging a Hulu original, these Valentine’s Day memes are sure to spark your interest.
Nation’s Girlfriends Admit Absolutely Everything Riding On Valentine’s Day https://t.co/0v2LMViuoB pic.twitter.com/k19upKGe5n
— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 13, 2019
Everyone on the Internet seems to be coming forward with their very best Valentine’s Day humor to celebrate (or decry) the occasion.
Annual reminder that Valentine’s Day was a scam invented by Goodyear to sell all the heart-shaped tires their factory made by mistake
— who pixelates the boatmen? (@pixelatedboat) February 13, 2018
WARNING: if u do anythig after midnight tonight u are celebrating presidents day not valentines day
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) February 14, 2016
Some people are vocalizing their feelings about single-dom…
hey losers stop calling it happy valentineS its just ONE valentine idiots..however if you would like to invite me on a date please i will go
— famous crab 2016 (@famouscrab) February 14, 2014
If ur single on Valentine’s Day don’t worry ur soulmate is prob spending it w someone who doesn’t treat them right
— caleb (@itsscalebb) February 13, 2019
…while others aren’t shy about being bitter.
Me on valentines day pic.twitter.com/Rpx9DqSxlH
— Bawar (@bawar_qadir) February 13, 2019
Valentine’s Day sucks
I’m not bitter U r
– a memoir— ALISON WONDERLAND (@awonderland) February 13, 2019